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[sigh]

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So I guess we gotta talk about coffee makers now.

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Hi.

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You might have seen a video of mine on the
mysterious lack of electric kettles in the United States.

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I made that video mainly because there’s this pervasive idea

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that electric kettles don’t make any sense here

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because our weedy little plugs are too little and weedy
which makes them slow at the whole water boily business.

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But the fact is, unless you’ve got an induction stove

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(which aren’t yet anywhere near what I would call “common” ‘round these parts)

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an electric kettle remains the fastest
and certainly most convenient way to boil water,

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especially for beverages.

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So, I don’t think it’s fair to blame the
electrical system on our ambivalence towards kettles.

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Instead,

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I said that’s it’s just because we don’t drink tea all that much.

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Yes, there are other reasons you might want to use a kettle,

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as a matter of fact tea is pretty far down the list of reasons I use mine,

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but for the record I grew up calling this thing a tea kettle and I’m not alone!

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Just take a look at this poll -

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oh c’mon I was hoping for a better showing than that…

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Actually, I just realized something.

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The American children’s song
“I’m a Little Teapot”

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is actually a song about a kettle!

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Teapots are for steeping the tea - they don’t
get all steamed up and shout.

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That’s what a kettle does.

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See, we’re really confused by this whole
"tea" business and it seems we have been since at least 1939.

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Oh, relatedly, I’ve heard from lots of Canadians

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who politely informed me that nearly everybody up there has an electric kettle

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and in case you didn’t know they have essentially
the exact same electrical system we do

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so again - the plugs aren’t the answer.

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Anyway, in that video, I had originally planned
to talk about coffee makers and explain that,

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since we’re addicted to *that* hot brown,

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a huge portion of us use some kind of coffee maker.

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But I removed that bit before making the video
for flow reasons,

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and thanks to that omission an interesting pattern emerged in the comments.

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Lots of you wondered how we make coffee without a kettle.

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And another, but different, lots of you thought
we must all be using bougie espresso machines or something like that.

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Some of us are, yeah, but the humble and cheap drip brewer

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remains a countertop staple in
many millions of American homes.

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And that’s what this video is about.

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But first, let's get the obvious thing out of the way.

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Why don’t kettles make our coffee?

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Well a big part of that comes from the fact
that most of us here...

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intensely dislike instant coffee.

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You can get it, sure, but the bulk of our
instant options just…

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aren’t great.

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Your typical grocery store might have maybe
four options to choose from,

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and Folgers is probably three of them.

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That was hyperbole, for the record.

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Instant coffee is brewed coffee which has then been freeze-dried into crystals.

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Add that stuff to hot water and you’ve got

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“coffee”.

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Trouble is that most of our instant options
are brewed in industrial-sized percolators

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and probably don’t even use arabica beans,

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so with few exceptions it’s just not great.

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Plus, like, have you ever smelled it as it’s
mixed with water?

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That is not a pleasant aroma,

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and the smell of coffee as it brews is one of the best parts!

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Thanks to this, the vast majority of the coffee sold here is, ya know,

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real!

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Yeah, I said it.

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You can either buy your beans as beans and grind ‘em yourself,

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or you can get pre-ground coffee.

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And you can get it in big ol’ tubs because
some families will absolutely get through it in a month.

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Now, there are some methods for brewing actual
coffee which involve a kettle,

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most prominently the French press or a pour-over filter cone,

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and some people choose to go that route for taste or hipster reasons.

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But Mr. Coffee and his offspring have been
the kings of the brew for something like half a century.

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At least until Keurigs came along.

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As it happens, I’ve already made a video
about the drip brewer’s predecessor;

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coffee percolators.

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Those are old-fashioned devices for brewing ground coffee

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which you can still buy for some reason.

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And they are how we would have been making coffee in 1939,

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and in fact long before then.

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Stovetop percolators went atop a stove,

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and they were invented in the 19th century
(when exactly is disputed).

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Later you could get electric percolators which
are percolators that are electric,

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giving them their own water-heating ability.

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You can check out that video if you want to
learn more about our coffee making past,

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but they’re coming up here to illustrate that
we’ve been brewing actual coffee here in the US for a very, VERY long time

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and we have been using dedicated coffee-making thingamajigs for over a century.

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Get used to a thing which makes coffee all by itself,

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don’t drink tea all that much,

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and an electric kettle becomes a niche item -

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wait I thought this video was about coffee makers.

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Anyway, in 1968,

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Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel
asked where Joe DiMaggio had gone,

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and although Joltin’ Joe had left and gone away,

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hey hey hey,

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he’d show up again in 1973 to hawk Mr. Coffee.

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Mr. Coffee promised restaurant-quality filter coffee at home.

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[Never knew coffee could taste SO great!]

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[or brew so FAST!]

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See, for over a decade, the foodservice industry
had been moving away from percolators

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and towards basket-type brewers like the Bunn-O-Matic.

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People really liked the taste of this new, smoother brew,

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but until North American Systems Inc. created Mr. Coffee,

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there wasn’t a convenient way to have it at home.

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I mean, if you were one of those weirdos who
had a kettle you might be using a Melitta filter brewer,

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and there were also plenty of other coffee gadgets on the market 
because of course there were.

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But none of them would disrupt the dominance
of the percolator until Mr. Coffee.

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Here we have a modern drip brewer, one of
Mr. Coffee’s many great great great great grandchildren.

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Although it’s much newer and refined in its design,

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it brews coffee in the same way as the original Mr. Coffee.

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To use it, ground coffee is placed in a paper
filter which sits in a brew basket above a carafe.

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Water is placed in the reservoir at the back of the machine,

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and when switched on that water is automatically heated
and slowly deposited on top of that coffee.

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It will then seep through, absorb all that caffeine (and flavors, I guess),

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and finally make its way to the bottom of the basket where
it will emerge a lovely shade of brown,

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while the filter leaves the grounds behind.

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No longer recirculating brewed and increasingly-hot
coffee through the same grounds again and again,

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a much smoother, more consistent, and
less burnt brew could be made with this java marvel.

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Cleanup was also a breeze; the slide-out (or later lift-out) brew basket

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was much less fiddly than dealing with the guts of a percolator,

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and after disposing of the grounds a simple rinse of carafe and basket
was all that’s needed.

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Mr. Coffee sold like hot cakes and before
long companies were copying it right and left.

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The Mr. Coffee coffeemaker didn’t invent
the concept of filter coffee,

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and it wasn’t even the first electric drip brewer.

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That would be the Wagomat of Germany, patented in 1954.

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But Mr. Coffee popularized this brewing method in the US,

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and it more or less killed the percolator.

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However, a common feature of electric percolators
would live on; the keep warm function.

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Drip machines almost as a rule have a hot plate below the carafe

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so that you can brew a full pot of coffee when you wake up and
keep groggily coming back to it throughout the morning.

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This does not do good things for the flavor of your coffee,
but we’ll get back to that later.

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The original Mr. Coffee featured separate power switches for the brewer and the hot plate,

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but later versions (like this)
would ditch that thanks to a very clever design refinement.

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And here, dear viewer, is where the script went off the rails.

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See, I was going to simply talk about those old Mr. Coffee machines

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because obviously they must work just like these new ones.

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But a quick search for them revealed they operate
at a significantly higher power level than modern designs.

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This intrigued me, so, uh,

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well…

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yeah.

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This Mr. Coffee machine is from 1979, 
and the joltin’ joe it’ll brew for you is still endorsed by Joltin’ Joe.

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As you can see it has two chonky and wonderfully
illuminated power switches

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surrounded by a beautifully-executed faux woodgrain decal.

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And in case you had any doubt this was a product of the seventies,

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one look at the carafe is all you need to know for sure.

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When I first took a look at this coffee maker
it was immediately clear that it's nothing like a modern drip machine.

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The back of it is completely empty and the
power cord runs up to the top,

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revealing that all of the brewy-bits are up there.

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There are of course two power leads going down to the hot plate,

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and they’re surprisingly thin.

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I mean, sure, the hot plate only consumes about 80 watts,

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so it’s not like these need to carry even an amp, but still.

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That's mains voltage going through here.

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Anyway, the next clue that this was nothing
like a modern machine came when I first tried to use it.

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I poured cold water in the top expecting nothing to happen until I switched it on,

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but almost immediately water started coming through the brew basket

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and falling onto the hot plate.

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It wasn’t much, though, and once I hurriedly put the carafe back

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and switched it on, the flow rate increased.

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Intrigued, the next order of business was
obviously to get the guts out so we could get a good look at ‘em.

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That was all too easy - for being such a revolutionary product

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that commanded nearly $300 adjusted for inflation when it first came out,

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this is made incredibly cheaply.

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Two fasteners barely hold this flimsy cover on the back,

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and once removed we can see that the entire chassis is held in by these clips that are simply friction-fit to the plastic body.

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I needed to undo the connection to the warmer

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and also unfasten its little support / wire chase / grounding strap

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before I could slide it out, though, but once that was done it’s a simple matter of pushing up the tabs and yanking gingerly.

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What I eventually got hold of surprised me.

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This is it, folks.

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These two hunks of metal, one of ‘em with
a big ol’ heating element sitting in the bottom,

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are all there is to it.

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The water inlet at the top of the machine simply dumps water into this upper pan

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which is vaguely funnel-shaped down to this point here.

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That pan sits atop the main chassis.

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Here, electrical connections are at a terminal
block in the back,

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and power is sent up to the switches at the front.

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In the middle of the chassis is a second shallow pan with a hole in its middle

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and a big curly-q heating element spiraling inward towards that hole.

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When I saw this, I thought

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“this doesn’t make any sense.”

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See, one of the things that the father of
the Mr. Coffee, Mr. Coffee Senior - I mean,

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Vincent Marotta was frightfully concerned
with was the brewing temperature.

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He thought boiling water was much too hot
for good coffee,

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and since stovetop percolators percolated as a result of boiling,

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well you couldn’t get decent coffee out of ‘em.

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He was convinced the water reaching the coffee
should be 200 degrees Fahrenheit, or about 93 Celsius;

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and no hotter, and no colder.

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He obsessed over this, devising handmade prototypes
which would automatically heat water to that precise temperature,

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and with his business partner Samuel Glazer and the help of engineer Edmund Abel Jr,

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a functional, mass-producible
Mr. Coffee was born.

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And I’m holding the patented mechanism right here.

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How in the heck is this thing controlling the water temperature‽

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I didn’t have a clue so I looked at the
original patent and what I found was a stroke of genius

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that I honestly can’t believe works.

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Consider that this heating element has an
output power of a hair over 1500 watts.

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We could control it with some sort of thermostat
but that’s getting pretty involved for early 1970’s consumer goods.

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In operation this thing is just gonna run at full power,
so how else could you control the water temperature?

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I suppose the size of this hole could be calibrated
to let water through at precisely the right rate,

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but that would only work with a specified inlet water temp,

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and there’s too much variation in the real world for that to work.

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Well, the answer was staring me in the face
this whole time but I just didn’t see it;

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see what that hole is punched in?

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Why, it’s a strip of metal.

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And what are strips of metal sometimes?

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Bi.

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That’s right, this is a bimetallic strip.

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If I use a torch lighter and throw some heat at it,

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you can see it bend away from the pan.

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This dead simple arrangement of a bimetallic strip 
and hole in pan is forming a thermostatic valve.

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In operation, the heat from the heating element
will cause this strip to bend away from the pan,

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which lets water through more quickly.

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That water, though, is cold and cools the
strip back down so it begins to close again.

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These two counteracting forces combine to
keep the water leaving the brewer at whatever our desired temperature happens to be.

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You can actually see this valve opening and closing as coffee is brewed
through the water inlet.

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Pretty neat.

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This set screw puts a bit of pressure on the
bimetallic strip allowing it to be calibrated,

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which was presumably done at the factory before being boxed up.

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Now, I did some testing to see just how close to
200 degrees Fahrenheit this thing was getting.

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Not surprisingly, it’s not that close.

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Actually towards the very end of the brew
it was nearly spot on,

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but for the bulk of the brew
it was wavering between about 170 and 190.

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The thermostatic valve works…

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OK, but it’s not able to achieve a steady equilibrium

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as evidenced by the fact that it repeatedly opens and closes throughout the brew

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rather than settling in at a somewhat fixed position.

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Each time the valve opened the output temperature
would start to drop,

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and once it closed the temperature rose again.

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But the world works in averages so I’m happy to call a 20 degree range

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“pretty good.”

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If you’re wondering why the valve has that little hole in it,

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well that’s simply there to keep water from pooling inside the machine and getting…

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nasty.

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A clever solution,
but which requires some quick starting action since,

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as I learned the hard way,

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water will always flow through this.

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The instructions actually say that the coffee
should be prepared in the basket and the machine switched on

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before you pour in the water.

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Then you need to pour it in quickly, and return
the carafe to the base *at once.*

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Basically, the coffee buys you some time as it absorbs
the little bit of water that comes out first,

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but you don’t have much before it’s saturated
and the brewed coffee falls out the hole in the bottom of the brew basket.

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So hurry up!

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Calling this automatic is quite a stretch if you ask me.

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If you’re thinking that the average consumer probably shouldn’t be trusted

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with a 1500W heating element sealed inside of a plastic shell,

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well so were the designers of this as there is in fact
a thermostat for the heating element.

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But it’s simply there to cut power to it when it runs dry.

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And that was also implemented quite cleverly!

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The thermostat lives here, right below the
hole in the water reservoir.

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As the machine brews, cold water keeps landing
on the thermostat, ensuring the switch stays closed.

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But once it’s out of water, well that cooling action no longer works

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and the heating element, through this bonding clip here,

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will quickly heat up the thermostat so it trips,
cutting power and ensuring the coffee maker doesn’t melt.

00:16:08.450 --> 00:16:13.760
Putting the thermostat right below the water inlet
also helps ensure the thermostat resets quickly

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if you want to brew another pot immediately
after one just finished - pretty clever thinking.

00:16:19.365 --> 00:16:24.970
So now let’s move onto the design refinement
that would lead us to coffee makers like this one.

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At some point in the ‘80s, 
Mr. Coffee would ditch the thermostatic valve design

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in favor of a much simpler one.

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At first glance this modern brewer may look more complicated.

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Now the water is at the back of the machine

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and it needs to be pumped up to the top to reach the coffee grounds.

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Pump sounds expensive.

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But as it turns out, one method of pumping water requires just two things:

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a one-way valve and a tube that gets hot.

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This arrangement is called a bubble pump and
it’s almost devilishly simple,

00:16:58.373 --> 00:17:00.910
as longtime viewers of The Engineer Guy will know.

00:17:01.376 --> 00:17:03.775
That’s two mentions in as many videos!

00:17:03.775 --> 00:17:05.335
We miss you, Bill!

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At the bottom of the water reservoir, at the intake, is a check valve.

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Water can flow downward through it,

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but the valve prevents flow in the opposite direction.

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After passing through the valve it ends up
in this metal tube which contains the heating element.

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At the other end of that tube is some more tubing

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which leads up the back of the coffee maker and into the sprayer,
where it will then fall onto the coffee.

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Passing electric current through the heating element,

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and thus making the tube containing the water frightfully hot,

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will quite quickly cause the small amount of water in there to boil.

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Once it does, well some of the water vaporizes

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and bubbles of water vapor form inside the tube.

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That increase in volume also increases the pressure inside the tube.

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The tube isn’t sealed so it’s not like
it’s gonna explode or anything,

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but the bubbles of water vapor need to go somewhere!

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And since they’re confined in a narrow tube,

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they can only move by pushing water out of their way.

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However, the check valve prevents the water
from moving back into the reservoir.

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That leaves the water with only one path to relieve the pressure,

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which is up this tube and out the sprayer.

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Each little burst of water that leaves the sprayer 
was pushed out by bubbles of water vapor,

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and once that slug of water is out,
the pressure in the tube is relieved

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so cold water from the reservoir will now fall into the tube through the check valve and replace the water that just left.

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That water then gets hot enough to boil,

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bubbles form, pressure increases, the valve closes,

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and another slug of hot water comes out the sprayer.

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This process repeats over and over again,

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bubbles gurgling and the check-valve clicking
with each ingestion and expulsion of water.

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Since the heating element is in contact with
such a small amount of water,

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the pumping action begins almost immediately.

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Even with ice-cold water in the tank,
there’s only about a 20 second delay

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between switching the coffee maker on and hot water hitting
the grounds.

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It’s only heating a few milliliters of water at a time,

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thus it nearly instantly starts to boil.

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And with a constant supply of new water entering
the boiling tube,

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the coffee maker continuously moves water through itself as it heats it.

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The design just… works!

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It’s amazingly effective for how simple it is.

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Since it moves water through itself by boiling it,

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that may make you wonder about the exit temperature.

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If Vince Marotta was so concerned with brewing
temp, why would he accept this design?

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Truthfully I don’t know that he did,
maybe he hated this cost-cutting measure,

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but in practice, the water that leaves isn’t quite boiling.

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A number of factors influence the exit temperature.

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You’ll notice that in this machine the tube
leaving the boily bit down below travels through the cold water reservoir.

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That cools the water that travels up through
it before it reaches the sprayer.

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With my very definitely scientific testing equipment

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I found that the brew starts at about 170 Fahrenheit and slowly creeps up to about 190,

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probably as a result of the water level dropping
and thus its cooling effect on the exit tube diminishing.

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There are probably other factors influencing this as well,

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such as the sprayer’s shape and tubing diameter,

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and I imagine these were at one point tinkered with to produce a more or less ideal brew -

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and you’ll see why I think that shortly.

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But regardless, the exit temperature never quite reaches boiling.

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Another interesting side-effect of pumping
by boiling is that the speed at which it does so

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is a function of how powerful the heating element is.

00:20:44.372 --> 00:20:47.907
And since brewing coffee shouldn’t be done
that fast anyway,

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we don’t actually want a very powerful heating element.

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If this were as powerful as one of those British kettles,

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it would push the 60 fluid ounces of a 12 cup coffee maker
through in a little over three minutes -

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not enough time for a thorough brew.

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And yes, in coffee maker land, a cup is
5 fluid ounces, just to be extra confusing!

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Now, to attain a more thorough brew, a much more
reasonable heating element in the neighborhood of 900 watts is used.

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This coffee maker runs at about 850 watts,

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which slows it down to just under an 11 minute brew when making a full pot.

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"Now wait," I hear you say.

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"Didn’t the original design pull 1,500 watts or so?"

00:21:31.897 --> 00:21:35.006
Yes, and that’s why I wanted to investigate it.

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As we've discussed previously, energy is energy and water is water.

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More power means faster heating, so in theory
the old design should make coffee faster than the new one.

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And indeed this does brew coffee significantly
faster than its great great great great grandson.

00:21:54.610 --> 00:21:59.630
It took the new machine 10 minutes and 10 seconds
to power through 50 ounces of water,

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but Granpda Coffee only needed
5 minutes and 42 seconds to do the same.

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Could it be that the older Mr. Coffee models
brewed better coffee?

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Or perhaps is the longer brew an improvement?

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Naturally I devised a taste test using otherwise identical setups -

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same water, same coffee, same amount - to the gram - same filters,
and the same sweetening and creamening treatment

00:22:22.360 --> 00:22:24.320
between the same two mugs and…

00:22:25.067 --> 00:22:25.567
I hon…

00:22:25.567 --> 00:22:26.410
I can’t taste a difference.

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These taste exactly the same to me.

00:22:30.890 --> 00:22:33.130
It’s like I’m drinking two cups of the same coffee.

00:22:33.130 --> 00:22:35.718
Now I don’t claim to have the most phosisticated taste,

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but I also don’t want to sell myself too short, either.

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I start to notice a difference in my everyday coffee

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by about the third day after opening a new can, and it’s whole bean coffee.

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By the time I’m at the end of the can it’s VERY different coffee -

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in fact opening the next one is always a delightful experience.
It's just so much better.

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So while, yeah, I’m not above a cup of Folgers now and again,

00:23:00.473 --> 00:23:04.179
I’m pretty sure I could at least notice some difference.

00:23:04.707 --> 00:23:07.207
But between these two coffee makers, I couldn’t.

00:23:07.701 --> 00:23:11.245
Looking at some old Mr. Coffee models with the bubble pump design

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I can see that those were also slowed down
to the neighborhood of 900 watts.

00:23:16.291 --> 00:23:19.941
This suggests to me that with the change to bubble pump technology

00:23:19.941 --> 00:23:26.560
it required a slower brew to get the same brewing characteristics
as the thermostatic valve design.

00:23:26.560 --> 00:23:30.409
However, it may have also solved another problem.

00:23:30.688 --> 00:23:35.576
Eagle-eyed viewers may have noticed the
“COFFEE SAVER” labeling on this brew basket.

00:23:36.476 --> 00:23:38.620
This also intrigued me!

00:23:38.620 --> 00:23:43.280
The box claimed that this revolutionary new
technology allowed you to save coffee

00:23:43.280 --> 00:23:45.077
when brewing smaller amounts

00:23:45.077 --> 00:23:47.849
as it helped maintain a uniform stack height

00:23:47.849 --> 00:23:50.156
no matter how many cups you were making.

00:23:50.156 --> 00:23:54.810
See, changing the setting moves these little
wing things into the center of the brew basket

00:23:54.810 --> 00:23:58.248
to keep the coffee stacked more vertically.

00:23:58.248 --> 00:23:59.440
Pretty clever.

00:23:59.440 --> 00:24:03.146
Apparently this feature was introduced during a coffee shortage.

00:24:03.146 --> 00:24:10.721
So I did another comparison, making four cups in both machines
with the same otherwise identical setup as before

00:24:10.721 --> 00:24:15.096
save for this thing set to four cups and…

00:24:17.548 --> 00:24:20.114
I feel like there is a difference but it’s very small.

00:24:20.114 --> 00:24:22.002
Like, it’s still, there’s…

00:24:22.002 --> 00:24:25.241
to me hardly a perceptible difference between these two coffees.

00:24:26.731 --> 00:24:28.191
They both taste like Folgers.

00:24:28.191 --> 00:24:29.404
[laughs]

00:24:29.404 --> 00:24:32.136
If this pinching brew basket did anything

00:24:32.136 --> 00:24:37.253
I would have expected the older machine’s coffee to taste a little stronger but…

00:24:37.253 --> 00:24:38.111
nope.

00:24:38.111 --> 00:24:41.013
These were once again imperceptibly different to me,

00:24:41.013 --> 00:24:47.814
and as a matter of fact they seemed to taste exactly as they did 
when I brewed a larger quantity.

00:24:47.814 --> 00:24:53.318
However, it may still be the case that had
I not pulled in the wing thingies here

00:24:53.318 --> 00:24:55.479
that this would have tasted weaker.

00:24:55.479 --> 00:25:01.798
Perhaps the speed of the brew in the original
design required more coffee for smaller amounts -

00:25:01.798 --> 00:25:08.200
as a matter of fact the instructions seem
to suggest that’s what the coffee saver feature was intending to fix.

00:25:08.200 --> 00:25:13.092
I’m still not ruling it out as nothing but a gimmick,
but maybe there was something to it.

00:25:13.092 --> 00:25:18.108
And maybe it would turn out that simply slowing
the brew down had the same effect.

00:25:18.108 --> 00:25:23.890
Honestly I’m more than a little surprised I couldn’t make out a difference
between these two coffee makers.

00:25:23.890 --> 00:25:29.113
I was starting to doubt my senses quite frankly
but I decided to do a third test -

00:25:29.113 --> 00:25:35.342
this time with a small, four-cup coffee maker pitted
against the large 12 cup machine.

00:25:35.342 --> 00:25:38.663
This time there was a noticeable difference to me.

00:25:38.663 --> 00:25:42.970
This one might be a touch... stronger.

00:25:42.970 --> 00:25:45.809
Yeah this, I think this is very very slightly stronger.

00:25:45.809 --> 00:25:47.590
A little bit more bitter.

00:25:47.590 --> 00:25:49.510
Yeah I prefer this one, actually.

00:25:49.510 --> 00:25:51.990
This is a little bit better.

00:25:51.990 --> 00:25:56.402
The smaller machine had a slightly harsher
brew with a stronger bite to it,

00:25:56.402 --> 00:25:58.925
perhaps extracting more acids.

00:25:58.925 --> 00:26:00.779
What caused that difference?

00:26:00.779 --> 00:26:05.890
I dunno, it could be that the water in this one hits the coffee
at a different temperature from that one.

00:26:05.890 --> 00:26:08.831
It could be that the filter basket is smaller in this one.

00:26:08.831 --> 00:26:11.566
It could be that the small machine is slightly slower,

00:26:11.566 --> 00:26:17.935
or it may have been that its markings on the
pot weren’t as accurate and the total water used was different.

00:26:17.935 --> 00:26:20.874
Yes I know I should have used a beaker or something but the important thing is

00:26:20.874 --> 00:26:22.704
I detected a difference!

00:26:22.704 --> 00:26:24.524
It was slight, but I detected it!

00:26:24.710 --> 00:26:31.010
So I think I can safely say these two large
machines make practically identical coffee.

00:26:31.010 --> 00:26:34.511
Anyway, we got way off track, uh,

00:26:34.511 --> 00:26:36.864
let’s talk about the hot plate again.

00:26:36.864 --> 00:26:39.654
As we saw in the early Mr. Coffee machines,

00:26:39.654 --> 00:26:43.777
the hot plate was added-on separately from the core brewing function.

00:26:43.777 --> 00:26:47.804
But as competition heated up and costs demanded getting cut,

00:26:47.804 --> 00:26:50.312
a very elegant refinement was made.

00:26:50.312 --> 00:26:57.214
Modern designs use the same heating element
for both the brewing part and the keeping warm part.

00:26:57.214 --> 00:26:59.818
The tube which heats the water for brewing

00:26:59.818 --> 00:27:04.347
just so happens to be bonded to the bottom of the hot plate.

00:27:04.347 --> 00:27:08.529
Since metal’s generally quite good at conducting heat through itself,

00:27:08.529 --> 00:27:14.149
a single heating element can perform both the brewing
and the keeping warm functions.

00:27:14.149 --> 00:27:17.125
Now you might think this is a problem.

00:27:17.125 --> 00:27:24.751
850 watts is a lot of power for such a small surface, 
especially one surrounded by plastic.

00:27:24.751 --> 00:27:30.954
However, while brewing, the heat produced
by that element gets absorbed into the water.

00:27:30.954 --> 00:27:34.510
If you’ve seen, oh I dunno, any of my videos

00:27:34.510 --> 00:27:39.924
you may remember that it takes a lot of energy to boil a liquid which we call the,

00:27:39.924 --> 00:27:41.329
say it with me now!

00:27:41.329 --> 00:27:43.990
Latent heat of vaporization.

00:27:43.990 --> 00:27:50.181
So long as there’s water in this tube,
the tube can’t get any hotter than the boiling point of water.

00:27:50.181 --> 00:27:52.620
It’s not physically possible.

00:27:52.620 --> 00:27:57.200
Once it’s done brewing and there’s no more water in that tube, though,

00:27:57.200 --> 00:27:59.558
well now we have a problem.

00:27:59.558 --> 00:28:03.944
After boiling off what little water remains
in a nice loud steamfest,

00:28:03.944 --> 00:28:10.000
the hot plate will quickly become a way-too-hot plate
unless we cut the power to it.

00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:11.161
So that’s what we do.

00:28:11.161 --> 00:28:15.012
A thermostat set just a wee bit higher than
the boiling point of water

00:28:15.012 --> 00:28:19.296
is bonded to the hot plate right here and wired in with the heating element.

00:28:19.296 --> 00:28:23.388
Once it’s out of water and the hot plate
eeks too far beyond the boiling point

00:28:23.388 --> 00:28:30.010
the thermostat will open with a click,
breaking the connection and keeping the hot plate from melting the coffee maker.

00:28:30.010 --> 00:28:35.393
This thermostat has essentially the same job
as the safety thermostat in the old design,

00:28:35.393 --> 00:28:37.453
but by incorporating it in this way,

00:28:37.453 --> 00:28:41.918
it can do double duty as a temperature regulator for the hot plate.

00:28:41.918 --> 00:28:45.258
Once it cools off, the circuit will close again for a brief while,

00:28:45.258 --> 00:28:48.957
bringing the hot plate back into the territory of hot.

00:28:48.957 --> 00:28:51.766
That clicking and heating and heating and clicking will repeat

00:28:51.766 --> 00:28:53.720
again and again and again and again.

00:28:53.720 --> 00:28:59.301
That is until you shut off the coffee maker,
or its auto-off feature kicks in if it has one.

00:28:59.301 --> 00:29:03.136
Now you may have already noticed something about this design.

00:29:03.136 --> 00:29:04.990
It’s absurdly simple.

00:29:04.990 --> 00:29:08.490
And that means it’s absurdly cheap to manufacture.

00:29:08.490 --> 00:29:11.622
The original Mr. Coffee, without all these cost refinements,

00:29:11.622 --> 00:29:18.723
retailed for $39.99 in 1972,
which is equivalent to nearly three hundred bucks today.

00:29:18.723 --> 00:29:23.301
But people were gladly willing to pay that
much because percolators were slow

00:29:23.301 --> 00:29:25.082
and made terrible coffee.

00:29:25.082 --> 00:29:27.396
It's the fastest coffee maker you can buy.

00:29:27.396 --> 00:29:31.544
With a patented system that gives you perfectly brewed coffee in seconds.

00:29:31.544 --> 00:29:34.043
Coffee that tastes better than percolated.

00:29:34.043 --> 00:29:37.441
This was at one point very fancy.

00:29:37.441 --> 00:29:39.695
Once you taste this....

00:29:41.526 --> 00:29:45.626
You'll know why Mr. Coffee is the #1 selling drip coffee maker.

00:29:45.626 --> 00:29:51.132
However, as the design was refined over the
years and manufacturing got cheaper for…

00:29:51.132 --> 00:29:55.574
reasons, well drip machines got cheap pretty fast.

00:29:55.574 --> 00:29:59.227
These days, a basic one like this will set you back a whole,

00:29:59.227 --> 00:30:00.761
like $20.

00:30:00.761 --> 00:30:06.145
And if you’re willing to stoop to Walmart store brand,
you can get one for slightly less than $10.

00:30:06.145 --> 00:30:09.574
Well, OK, $13 if you want a full-size 12 cup machine.

00:30:09.574 --> 00:30:11.951
But this one is still under ten bucks.

00:30:11.951 --> 00:30:15.622
This is an older Rival-branded model but it's clearly the same machine

00:30:15.622 --> 00:30:19.959
and I actually use this here at the studio and wouldn’t ya know it,

00:30:19.959 --> 00:30:21.966
it makes pretty good coffee!

00:30:21.966 --> 00:30:24.813
Is it an excellent cup of coffee?

00:30:24.813 --> 00:30:26.643
No! Far from it.

00:30:26.643 --> 00:30:30.875
But there are only so many things I’m willing
to become an enthusiast for,

00:30:30.875 --> 00:30:33.475
and coffee ain’t one of ‘em.

00:30:33.475 --> 00:30:38.046
There are hacks and techniques some people
will go through to make these machines better,

00:30:38.046 --> 00:30:42.416
and there are plenty of people who would never ever stoop to this level.

00:30:42.416 --> 00:30:46.020
But taste is among the most subjective things.

00:30:46.020 --> 00:30:51.567
I have gone through the rigmarole and spent
many hours experimenting with different gadgets,

00:30:51.567 --> 00:30:58.534
among them the Aeropress, a French press,
manual pour-over cones, two different percolators (yuck)

00:30:58.534 --> 00:31:01.339
a few K-cup and other single-serve machines,

00:31:01.339 --> 00:31:06.726
and several other drip machines across
as wide a cost spectrum as a Midwesterner will tolerate,

00:31:06.726 --> 00:31:09.986
but I keep coming back to the same conclusion.

00:31:09.986 --> 00:31:12.167
I’ve found a coffee I really like,

00:31:12.167 --> 00:31:14.128
I grind it the same every day,

00:31:14.128 --> 00:31:19.558
and it goes in this cheap bit of plastic
without any fiddling or mental anguish and the result is to me

00:31:19.558 --> 00:31:21.487
a fine cup of joe.

00:31:21.487 --> 00:31:25.679
However, the one piece of advice I will give regarding these coffee makers,

00:31:25.679 --> 00:31:27.079
and I’ve said this before,

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is that if you’re leaving it on to keep the coffee warm

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you are ruining the coffee in the carafe! Don’t do that.

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I know it’s tempting and after all that’s
what it’s designed to do,

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but you really oughta shut it off when it’s done brewing.

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If you’re late to your second

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(or third)

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(or fourth) cup, I promise it’s gonna taste so much better

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if you just throw it in the microwave for a bit to warm it back up.

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I’m of the belief that a lot of the bad
feelings towards these coffee makers

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come from the terribly burnt flavor the coffee
will develop within just a few minutes of being left on.

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Again. Don't do it!

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I also value how easy these are to use.

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It’s just get a filter, put it in the brew basket

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(or cone, some drip machines use cone-style filters),

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then add your coffee, put water in the thing, and turn it on.

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Just wait a few minutes and coffee happens!

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I do care enough to measure the amount of
coffee I use with a scale,

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and even then it only takes about 90 seconds,
including grinding beans, to get the coffee started.

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I could probably do it in less than a minute
if I weren’t, ya know, waiting for coffee.

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You might not think this is the best way to make coffee,
but these sure are consistent at least.

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Because this process is so simple it’s hard to screw it up.

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There might be subtle differences from machine to machine,

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particularly with how hot the water reaching the grounds actually is.

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Depending on the shape and size of the heating tube,
and of course the rest of the tubing,

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the exit temperature could be different between models and that will affect taste.

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I can’t say I’ve noticed too much variation myself, quite honestly, but again

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I don’t claim to have very phosisticated taste.

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Another benefit of the simplicity here is
that these machines tend to be quite reliable,

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typically only needing a descaling every now and then.

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I just run vinegar through it as needed.

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However I have noticed an increasingly common problem as these age.

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The thermostats controlling the hot plate
seemingly drift with time and start getting too sensitive,

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tripping in the middle of a brew.

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This doesn’t mean it won’t make coffee
but it can slow it down tremendously.

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When working properly, the thermostat should
keep the heating element switched on until it’s completely out of water,

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but if it becomes a little too sensitive it’ll start clicking off during the brew,
periodically pausing the process.

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That can easily double the time it takes to
make the pot, which is annoying.

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It might also result in an over-extracted brew but frankly I’ve never noticed that.

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I have solved this by descaling the machine, suggesting a layer of calcium deposits within the tube

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insulated the water a bit from the heating element’s heat
so the thermostat got too hot.

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But getting rid of that layer of scale hasn't always worked, 
and I’ve gotten rid of a couple of slow coffee makers in the past.

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So far though, they've always been four cup machines.

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It's never happened to a big one.

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Anyway, I think I’ve gone on long enough.

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I am a vociferous defender of the humble drip brewer

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because it’s simple, it’s effective, it’s cheap, it’s reliable,
and it’s fairly good at what it does.

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As with most things, yeah you can optimize your
experience to your heart’s content.

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And if you have fun doing that - by all means! 
Have some fun!

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That’s important.

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But, uh, well what I’m optimizing for is the effort to flavor ratio,

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and there’s a strong bias towards keeping the effort part *low*.

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I really liked the coffee I got from my Aeropress

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and I will happily admit it was better than what these can make,

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but that thing was just way too fiddly.

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I found my sweet spot with these things and I’m stickin’ to 'em.

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I do eventually need to try a Moka pot, though.

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I wonder where I can find one of those…

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♫ drip-brewedly smooth jazz ♫

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...available at a typical grocery store... just

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Woah. I completely - What?

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Your typical grocery store might have maybe
four options to choose [phone makes noise] from

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I thought I put you on silent!

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Thanks to… heh!

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Are all there is to it.

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The water inlet at the top of 

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ovv ov the machine

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Which is vaguely funnel shaped down to the th the the bleugh

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That.. is that still in there?

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Oh shoot. That may be why it was making noises.

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OK, well we’re gonna hide you there.

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Are probably other factors influing this as well.

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Influing?

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Influing?

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Apparently this feature was introduced during a coffee shortage.

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This is really wet.

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Why don’t we just get all the water out of here.

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Look, I just want repeatable, reliable coffee which isn't too hard to make.

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I know, I know, lots of y'all are gonna be like "I don't understand how you can use such a terrible method for making coffee"

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but like, we've been over this.

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I'm a Midwesterner.

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Our standards are low and we're proud of it!

